Tuesday, April 18, 2006

THOUGHTS ON GOOGLE and their attempts to take over the world...

As long as you haven't been living in a grass hut with a sherpa and a guy named Osama for the last 10 years, I'm sure you've noticed the steady advance of GOOGLE as a force in our technological world. Now, at the often grand expense of $0.00, you can download and use tools like: Google Talk, Google Desktop, Google Finance, Google Earth, Google Calendar, Google Alerts, Google Local, Gmail, and many more.
Where does it end?

Now, don't get me wrong ... I love, use, and recommend the Google tools daily, which makes the following commentary admittedly hypocritical. Nonetheless, based on a friend's theory (http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/) that GOOGLE could someday implement an information seeking ALGORITHM powered by Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) to beter advance their mission of organizing all the information in the world, here is a theoretical approach to the demise of the universe. Enjoy...

Did you know that you can't say the word 'ALGORITHM' without saying 'Al Gore'??? And Al Gore 'invented' the internet, which by the way is the avenue through which our friend GOOGLE has built its galactic empire. Al Gore has also frequently been accused of being very 'robotic' in nature ... possibly a cyborg.

THE TRUTH, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IS THIS...

Al Gore IS a cyborg (model D-crat456) that's been sent from the future, by the 'GOOGLE ALGORITHM' itself. His subversive mission has been to expedite the advent of the internet while simultaneously assuming the presidency of the United States, so that the GOOGLE ALGORITHM (the "G.A.", as it likes to be called) could more quickly arrive at the inevitable decision to wipe out humanity as a sentient race and utilize our latent body heat as a power supply by incubating us in tubs of goo! (breath)

Fortunately for us, the Future Human Alliance, led by the offspring of Franz Ferdinand, ALSO sent a cyborg (codename 'George' or 'W') to defeat Al Gore in the presidential election and prolong GOOGLE's advance. And all this so that rebels like you and I could pick up on the suspicious trail of events and make the impossible, but neccessary decision to STOP USING THE FREE GOOGLE TOOLS.

That's why I'm starting the help group 'Googlers Anonymous'. I've been google clean for about 2 hours now, going strong. Join me, and rememeber...

AL GORE IS THE GOOGLE ALGORITHM !!!

7 Comments:

At April 18, 2006 5:15 PM , Blogger Jeffrey Cross said...

Of course! How could I have not seen that Al gore was behind it?! Keep spreading the word...the world has to know. Did you know that Google owns blogger...

 
At April 18, 2006 5:37 PM , Blogger Carson Joyner said...

Yes Jeffrey,

Of course I know that GOOGLE owns blogger. But the F.H.A. has successfully infiltrated the BLOGGER tool as a means of communicating freely with its compatriots.

It works because it's happenning right beneath their noses!

 
At April 19, 2006 8:27 AM , Blogger Brandon said...

I've had a pretty strong suspicion that Al Gore is reading my blog. Thanks for bringing light to the situation. It's brilliant.

 
At April 19, 2006 9:41 AM , Blogger Kacie said...

you scare me sometimes...you just do.

 
At April 19, 2006 10:30 AM , Blogger Kacie said...

i like you!!!

 
At April 26, 2006 6:48 AM , Blogger tom mulhern said...

did you know that GOOGLE spelled backwords is ELGOOG, or El Goog.

El Goog, in Spanish means The All Supreme Al Gore Robotic Internet Promoter for the Google Algorythm of the Future. It might mean something but I am not sure.

just something to think about...google maps!

 
At May 03, 2006 5:29 PM , Blogger Jeffrey Cross said...

You're long due for another entry, comrade.

 

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